Revisiting my ‘favorites’ section on Twitter

I’m not even ashamed to say that most of these are my own tweets. I’m kind of awesome.

Some crazy just told me that Chick-fil-A is “responsible for more suffering than Hitler” - didn’t know chicken sandwiches ran death camps.
July 31, 2012

I’ve made an important discovery: the Precise V5 pen by Pilot is a remarkable pen: it dances across Moleskine pages like a ballerina.
July 19, 2012

“My phone gets hot charging! Oh, and I have to charge it once a day!!” Welcome to the world of electricity and modern smartphones.
June 25, 2012

Watching baby meerkat videos with @caitlindean over Skype.
June 17, 2012

“Reply with message” in iOS 6 is gonna make it so much easier for me to not answer the phone, ever.
June 11, 2012

1800 miles away, my boyfriend asks if I know where his pants are. #facepalm
June 4, 2012

I can only imagine the sorts of crazy, sexy pictures of coffee that people are hiding in those “private” instagram accounts.
June 2, 2012

@caitlindean So hard. If the job wasn’t awesome, it wouldn’t be worth it. Doing something you love & being appreciated for it is SO worth it
May 28, 2012

‘I have to sleep with this woman. She might be Chuck’s mom.’ -@glowah, as Nate #quoteoftheday #GossipGirl
May 23, 2012

I wish the dryer would text me when it’s finished with my clothes.
May 4, 2012

Just saw a girl weeping under a weeping willow. I said, “Hey, girl. Don’t weep. Join me under this palm tree.”
April 19, 2012

Babies are pretty much just roombas that your parents buy gifts for.
March 1, 2012

@charlottewgnr Due to budget constraints, it’s probably just going to be dubbed-over episodes of Hannah Montana with SeinfeldVision.
October 25, 2011

hey guys remember that time I was meandering and unenthused about my own writing
August 3, 2011

‘So long, player life.’ -Boyfriend, as he changes his Facebook to ‘in a relationship’ #todaysstandard
May 4, 2011

Shorts! I am in you!
March 20, 2011

Can’t stop thinking about how much more fun the Bible woulda been if my twelve disciples were the Wu Tang Clan.
November 10, 2010

October 22, 2010

Passion Pit. Convertible. Sunshine. Nebraska. #thegoodlife
October 9, 2010

A 3 a.m. walk in the West Bottoms. Wine-drunk, we held hands and talked about sex, college, Paris. I wore cowboy boots and you chain-smoked.
October 5, 2010

Sometimes I wish I could end writing I’m not proud of with “my bad”
September 30, 2010

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
September 16, 2010

I’m still confused about whether kanye legitimately graduated college.
August 16, 2010

Drinking coffee and reading a business magazine. I’m practically retired.
July 23, 2010

‘We don’t have any nooks. Only crannies.’ -My mother
July 17, 2010

More than a little upset to discover yesterday’s date as the ‘best by’ on my bottle of Boulevard Wheat. We are a block from the brewery.
July 11, 2010

I probably wouldn’t be this comfortable being vulgar if I weren’t so damned cute.
June 27, 2010

‘I bet you get it on account of how you’re an esthetically appealing nerdy/tech hipster :)’ -@tukie2kie on my Apple job interviewing
June 24, 2010

3 a.m. Just walked downstairs and found my parents sitting on the couch, watching Lady Gaga music videos together.
June 23, 2010

‘and then caitlin picked up the habit of dating guys from high school who no one really remembered….’
June 18, 2010

I support this! @caitlindean RT So close to all my cover letters saying, ‘I’m fuckin’ baller! Look at this shit!’ & linking to my portfolio
May 26, 2010

If you are wondering when I sleep. Don’t.
December 22, 2009

Yeah, you just read all of that.

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