Revisiting my ‘favorites’ section on Twitter

I’m not even ashamed to say that most of these are my own tweets. I’m kind of awesome.
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@chelseagrunwald
Some crazy just told me that Chick-fil-A is “responsible for more suffering than Hitler” - didn’t know chicken sandwiches ran death camps.
July 31, 2012

@nickmiller
I’ve made an important discovery: the Precise V5 pen by Pilot is a remarkable pen: it dances across Moleskine pages like a ballerina.
July 19, 2012

@LifeAtApple
“My phone gets hot charging! Oh, and I have to charge it once a day!!” Welcome to the world of electricity and modern smartphones.
June 25, 2012

@glowah
Watching baby meerkat videos with @caitlindean over Skype.
June 17, 2012

‏@_steezuschrist
“Reply with message” in iOS 6 is gonna make it so much easier for me to not answer the phone, ever.
June 11, 2012

@caitlindean
1800 miles away, my boyfriend asks if I know where his pants are. #facepalm
June 4, 2012

@hipstermermaid
I can only imagine the sorts of crazy, sexy pictures of coffee that people are hiding in those “private” instagram accounts.
June 2, 2012

@Andrearhea
@caitlindean So hard. If the job wasn’t awesome, it wouldn’t be worth it. Doing something you love & being appreciated for it is SO worth it
May 28, 2012

@caitlindean
‘I have to sleep with this woman. She might be Chuck’s mom.’ -@glowah, as Nate #quoteoftheday #GossipGirl
May 23, 2012

@caitlindean
I wish the dryer would text me when it’s finished with my clothes.
May 4, 2012

@nickmiller
Just saw a girl weeping under a weeping willow. I said, “Hey, girl. Don’t weep. Join me under this palm tree.”
April 19, 2012

@sucittaM
Babies are pretty much just roombas that your parents buy gifts for.
March 1, 2012

@caitlindean
@charlottewgnr Due to budget constraints, it’s probably just going to be dubbed-over episodes of Hannah Montana with SeinfeldVision.
October 25, 2011

@Drakonskyr
hey guys remember that time I was meandering and unenthused about my own writing
August 3, 2011

@caitlindean
‘So long, player life.’ -Boyfriend, as he changes his Facebook to ‘in a relationship’ #todaysstandard
May 4, 2011

@Charlottewgnr
Shorts! I am in you!
March 20, 2011

‏@Jesus_M_Christ
Can’t stop thinking about how much more fun the Bible woulda been if my twelve disciples were the Wu Tang Clan.
November 10, 2010

@kanyewest
JUST GOT TO LONDON!!! YOU KNOW I HAD TO PUT MY CAPS LOCK ON! I DON’T TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I’M MAD I TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE I’M LAZY!!!
October 22, 2010

‏@caitlindean
Passion Pit. Convertible. Sunshine. Nebraska. #thegoodlife
October 9, 2010

‏@caitlindean
A 3 a.m. walk in the West Bottoms. Wine-drunk, we held hands and talked about sex, college, Paris. I wore cowboy boots and you chain-smoked.
October 5, 2010

@chrisilluminati
Sometimes I wish I could end writing I’m not proud of with “my bad”
September 30, 2010

@kanyewest
You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end
September 16, 2010

@8000Gnat
I’m still confused about whether kanye legitimately graduated college.
August 16, 2010

@caitlindean
Drinking coffee and reading a business magazine. I’m practically retired.
July 23, 2010

@caitlindean
‘We don’t have any nooks. Only crannies.’ -My mother
July 17, 2010

@caitlindean
More than a little upset to discover yesterday’s date as the ‘best by’ on my bottle of Boulevard Wheat. We are a block from the brewery.
July 11, 2010

@8000Gnat
I probably wouldn’t be this comfortable being vulgar if I weren’t so damned cute.
June 27, 2010

‏@caitlindean
‘I bet you get it on account of how you’re an esthetically appealing nerdy/tech hipster :)’ -@tukie2kie on my Apple job interviewing
June 24, 2010

@caitlindean
3 a.m. Just walked downstairs and found my parents sitting on the couch, watching Lady Gaga music videos together.
June 23, 2010

@caitlindean
‘and then caitlin picked up the habit of dating guys from high school who no one really remembered….’
June 18, 2010

@ellenlai
I support this! @caitlindean RT So close to all my cover letters saying, ‘I’m fuckin’ baller! Look at this shit!’ & linking to my portfolio
May 26, 2010

@glowah
If you are wondering when I sleep. Don’t.
December 22, 2009
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Yeah, you just read all of that.

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